I returned to the Strip after...

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be reminded of this…

Secret Lounge

Springfield, OR

I stuck my head in the recently (re)opened Secret Lounge. In short : it reminded me of why strip clubs lost their appeal to me even before the pandemic. Ultimately unsatisfying and increasingly expensive. Very quiet…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, OR

My first time to Bobbi's, a rare two visits on the Friday and Saturday before Easter. I was pleased. First visit there were only one or two patrons and a small handful of dancers.…

Arrived after some flight delays from Phoenix mid-afternoon, and similar to my report last year, I am headed for a "Ham" (not pork) of about 2500 at the Seaside OR Convention Center this weekend, staying…

Arrived at the Lounge Saturday night around 10:30pm or so. There were around 5-6 dancers working, ranging from small and petite to heavy and bbw. Cover was $5.00, and beers were around $8.00/ea. Hung out for…

Haven't been here in a while, past experiences were generally lame. Was driving back from an airport run and stopped by the Lounge at around 4:30 Thursday afternoon. Parking lot in back with limited spaces and…

I’ll be honest, this place is a little grimy, very ghetto vibes. Parking is fine, went on a Saturday night and didn’t have any issues finding a spot. Bouncer does an ID scan and an…