My buddy was calling me from...

My buddy was calling me from a Detroit strip club telling me how much "fun" he was having with the dancers there. Not going to lie, was getting a little jealous. I had to work in the AM, so I couldn't go hang out with him. Decided to give Deja Vu a try. They had 30 min VIP for $100 special on Sundays, which was a good deal. I went in and it was dead...maybe 6 or so dancers (maybe more in the back) and 4 customers. Only 1-2 good looking girls. Decided to take one to the VIP. Never been at Deja Vu. First off, there are cameras everywhere, and I had to put my money in a machine instead of give it to the girl...Felt kind of mechanical. The dance was ok, nothing special. No "specials" offered. I heard some girls are game, but none that night. Kinda disappointing seeing that my friend was having the time of his life in Detroit. Don't know why Lansing is so strict...oh well. Gonna stay with what works, and that is Detroit!