As others have described, the girls...

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be reminded of this…

Secret Lounge

Springfield, OR

I stuck my head in the recently (re)opened Secret Lounge. In short : it reminded me of why strip clubs lost their appeal to me even before the pandemic. Ultimately unsatisfying and increasingly expensive. Very quiet…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, OR

My first time to Bobbi's, a rare two visits on the Friday and Saturday before Easter. I was pleased. First visit there were only one or two patrons and a small handful of dancers.…

The Mexican chow at the place next door<br> (located in a London double-decker bus, of all things!) is not half bad. It's also usually hotter than the girls at the club. I don't think I've ever…

This is not a club where you go in, get your drink and wait for something to come to you. You start as you walk in from your car. The only things in this shopping…

This is a juice bar known for HM next to the Sugar Shack in a strip mall not far from the airport. This place is looking bad. Restrooms are smelly and do not seem clean.…

Went in on an early evening and wasn't expecting much. Most of the women were super hot and the atmosphere is pretty casual and laid back. There were a couple of women, however,…