Harper's II Exotic Carwash
626 Guilford College Rd Greensboro, NC 27409

I've been a few times, since...

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tuscl
Apr 10, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I've been a few times, since I live nearby, so that alone should tell you it's worth a return visit. The club is only open in the afternoons and early evening, after which it shuts down and the plusher standard strip club out front opens. It's the same business, but they're quite different. The car wash is much more laid back, and it feels like a neighborhood pub except that there are girls in bikinis, dancer attire, or less hanging out, and there's the occasional car or truck that pulls through for a wash.

The beer is relatively cheap, and the girls are relatively friendly. Quite friendly, in fact... but not 10s, mind you. Or 9s or 8s, for that matter... but they're nice, shapely, and laid back. Fun to hang out with, and depending on your attitude, plenty of fun in the private dance areas. YMMV, of course, and the word is that they've installed cameras in the rooms now as part of the renovation/redecorating they did recently. Notably, however, is the fact that they have NOT fixed the drain problem:

If you wash cars in what amounts to a hangar, the water has to go somewhere, and that's down two large grated drains in the center area. The problem must lie with the pitch of the drain under the building, because whenever the grates are uncovered (i.e. whenever they're washing a car), the drains allow sewer gases into the building, and the place smells like shit. Literally.

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