First the good news, this topless...

First the good news, this topless only club is relatively easy to find, just off Jefferson on one of the many Henriettas. It's located in a heavy commercial area, so there's a feeling of safety in the small parking lot. At 4 pm on Friday, I was able to get a space in front of the building, just a few feet from the door.

Decor, interior and exterior, is neutral. Music is, too. DJ introduces the dancers and hawks laps as they leave the stage. No motormouth, he. The girls were average to pretty. Private dances were listed as 2 for 1 on a sign by the stage and the dancers seemed to be in the private areas for an extended time. Looked like $25 a shot. Signs list 30 and 60 minute prices with suggested tips. No surprises to be had. Well, it seems unless the dancer aleready knows you, no dance to be had either!

Okay, the guys who've comented onthe small size weren't kidding. This is the smallest club I've ever been to. Very crowded feeling inside. - 1 point.