There are no true lap dances...

There are no true lap dances in this club since you can't touch the girls and they can't touch you, at all! If you do get a dance, the girl will be in and out of her g-string depending on how close to you she gets. The closer she gets, say withing arms length, she will have to put her g-string on. Only when she's backed away can she get nude during a table or couch dance. Couch dances are offered on couches against the wall of the main room of the club without even a semi-private room available. Each couch has adjacent hard top mini-stage about the size of a coffee table. During a couch dance the girls will get fully nude only while on the mini-stage and will put their g-strings back on when any part of their body touches the couch. This is somewhat comical and completely unnecessary as the laws in Knoxville seem to allow dancers to touch and grind on customers during lap dances, even when fully nude (see my upcoming reviews on The Ball and Th'Katch club, also in Knoxville).

All that being said, there were definitely some hot girls at this club, and if viewing pleasure is your standard, you won't be unhappy here. There were about 12-15 girls at this club on a Monday night(the day after Easter) and it was slow in the club, with maybe 10 customers. The girls ranged from a few 4s and 5s to two or three 9s. Many of the girls were quite friendly--more than I'm used to in even a much larger club--and several came up and said hi, offered dances but without any high pressure tactics, and thanked me for tipping them while they were on stage. The dancers started on the satelite stages, with one satelite located on either side of the room. Each satelite had a pole and mirrors around the room give good visibility regardless of where you sit. Girls were likely to dance upright on the satelites, and while they generally were not fully nude on either of these two stages, many of them spent time with their g-strings around their knees and were not shy to give us guys an eyefull. After one song on each of these stages they would take the main stage and most would almost immediately get fully nude and none were hesitant to take it all off. The main stage is a slightly elevated pit, with a wall about a foot high around the perimeter. The dancers spent most of their time on the main stage on their backs or knees or on all fours. If you're seated a table, the result is a sort of peep show where sometimes you see pussy and sometimes you don't. They're not trying to hide anything and there's plenty to see, but the view is definitely better when you stand up around the stage to tip.

I ended up getting a couch dance from a girl called Ava. She was maybe a little bit older and it showed just a bit in her face, but her body could have been that of an 18 year old. She was slender and curvy with a beautiful ass and nice B cup breasts. A really nice and friendly girl once I got her to come over. We talked about the dances they offered including a $10 "tableside" dance which she described as basically standing and turning in place. Also, a "Tabletop" dance for $15, I think. The difference was not completely clear to me, but it seemed like there might be more bending over (?). I ended up getting a couch dance from her which I've described in some detail above. I definitely recommend waiting for a 2-for-1 special if you're considering a dance, and I got 2 couch dances for the price of 1. If you're there and have some money to spend, try the "tabletop" first. I'm not sure you'll get much of a better show on the couch. The only position you'll definitly not get except at the couches is the dancer on her back with her pussy out and her legs spread. Even then, if my experience is any indication, she will not touch her pussy or spread her pussy lips at all.