My boy flew in to Miami...

My boy flew in to Miami for some business. I drove down from the dry Central FL scene to Miami's. He wanted to visit that place. Heard some bad things about it. But to be honest. I had a great time. Finding parking was a mission. And the place was packed. The lady at the register was pretty cool she asked for a tip when she gave me change. I asked her to flash me. She didn't, so she got not tip.

Most of the dancers were were at least 7's. There was an old broad there who brought their average way down in my book. Not because she was old, but because she looked liked she needed a make over. The dances are worth every bit of the $25. Five to the house and 20 to the dancer. Can't get any better for full contact. Drinks are a bit overpriced, but at least they have a full bar. I went in with $300. I had a dance from many of the dancers they had on staff. Very diverse bunch. They were all very friendly. True professionals. They knew how to play the game.

My fave was Velvet. She is spanish and THICK. That woman was built to be a stripper. I got two dances from her then I decided to get more money from the ATM to go to the Champagne room. Again, worth every penny. The Mike Jones song "I'm in love with a stripper" kept playing in my head as spent time with me.