I've been tho this club twice...

I've been tho this club twice now, and both times left disappointed. The first time was on a Monday afternoon. I sat down had a drink and stayed for a about a half hour. How many dancers did I see? Zero. The club itself was actually nice, big stage, comfortable chairs, and not too dark. The waitress was friendly as well. She convinced me that this was just a slow day, and I should come back a different day. I came back, this time on a Friday afternoon, and not much changed. This time there were three dancers working, but only one was semi attractive. I chatted with her for a bit, and decided to get a dance. I found the dance lacking. She spent most of the time just bouncing up and down on my lap. I've only started going to clubs about a year ago, and this was my first encounter with this method. Does anyone actually like this? Needless to say, I won't be back to this club. In fact if this had been my first strip club experience a year ago, it would have been my last.