The club in LA was a...

The club in LA was a bust so decided to head out this way for a sure thing. This place sat in a strip mall in the corner. Lots of parking. Cover was $10 to get in. Does not serve alcohol. Most be a California thing. You can drink and see nothing, or have an Odouls and see everything. I prefer the drink part but some friends said this club was cool.

The place was packed, surprising for a Tuesday night. Stage was center stage with multiple poles. There were many two-seater tables surrounding the stage. Booths lined the back wall. No alcohol so got served sodas. Talent on stage was nothing to brag about, maybe some 5's and 6's. I noticed some serious talent running around that never made it to the stage. There was a 2-for-1 special running about every 30 minutes. I couldn't track down the girls I wanted to try so I gave in to a passerby. We go to the back that is so loud and so dim. We can't talk, and I can't see anything. What's up with that? Half way through the first dance, she complains I'm being too rough with her nipples. I'm barely touching them. Even if I was, why's she so whiny? After two songs, I end it. Dancing was blah, and I couldn't see what I was touching anyway.

Frankly, the waitresses were much cuter than the dancers. The waitresses were all dressed up in french maid outfits. They did this weird thing at certain times where they would all go on stage to wipe it down. It was really even an entertaining or erotic show. Just on their knees with some dish towels. The DJ suggested throwing dollars on stage. But it's not like they were gonna take their tops off so what's the point?