I was looking for a fun...

I was looking for a fun night out and had high hopes for this place. Outside, this place didn't look like anything special. But, once you got it, it had a great appeal. It felt like one of those old school speakeasy bars. Low, big booths, wooded stage. Walking in, I noticed a private area to the right. There was a sign with some pricing on private dances, which I suspect it totally negotiable with the right dancer. There were several semi-circle booths lined up against the wall facing an elevated stage. As you walk pass the booths, there was a small cluster of two-seater tables to the left of the stage. There were seats right at the stage if that's what you wanted to do. But I prefer to sit back to check out the scene before jumping in.

My initial view saw about a dozen girls spread through the booths. They were either chatting with each other or fixated on their smart phones. Half way through my first beer, this brunette pulls up a seat next to me. Can't remember her name but did remember she did acrobatics, which meant a pretty solid build. After a few songs and chatting me up, I decide to give her a try with a few dances. We go to the back and the dance was OK. Some light touching and grinding. Where I got turned off was when I went for her tits. I could tell they were fake. When I squeezed them, it was kinda crunchy, like a bg of chips. Major turn off. After two songs, I had to bail. Dancing was that good anyway. Cost me $20/dance.

Two N/A beers down. I get a quick sell attempt from this pretty hot blonde. She has an accent and says she's from New Zealand. I'm a little gun shy after the first so I hesitate. She ends up wandering off. I thought that was strange since the place was pretty dead. I hung out a little longer but no other girls even trying to work the floor. The girls on stage were not that great. I left after N/A beer #3. Too bad the night was a bust. Was really hoping to have fun. Might have to give it a try on the weekend or something.