Well most would agree Johns can...

Well most would agree Johns can be described as either a shit hole or a dump. But it does have its moments. Location is probably its biggest draw for those living in the AA area. If you are looking for a bevy of spinners, fine dining, or ambiance, this is not the place. However, if you are looking for a place in the daytime where you can almost always satisfy your basic urges, it is not a bad choice. It also probably has the cheapest extras available if you play your cards right. Offer what would seem to be ridiculous low rates, and you might just be surprised. Most day shift dancers are at the least over weight, some just plain fat, but hey, you get what you pay for. If you are a newby going to the "VIP" (dam that cracks me up), just act like you know the drill, and for go the foreplay, so to speak. Oh, and dont worry about the b.s. 4 drink minimum. I think once you get the wrist band for private dances, you can basically nurse a drink forever. Same applies to the bitches pushing shots. After hearing you are not interested about 4 times they get the hint. Night shift seems totally different. Better dancers, more gangstas, higher prices. But there are some very attractive girls plying their trade on some nights. Good luck.