OK, I can see why Mons...

OK, I can see why Mons gets its rep as a great place for lapdances. Lots of girls here, maybe 15 or so on a Wednesday evening, and most quite pretty. I'm not the biggest fan of most fake boobs, so I guess that's my biggest negative, and that's definitely a matter of taste.

But I was lucky to meet Michelle first, a very sweet and funny blond in sweatpants that I pegged for 35 years old until she volunteered that she was 44! She gives great dances, with lots of 2-way contact (me rubbing her ass and boobs were just fine. I've had hundreds of dances in five different states over the last 20 years and she definitely ranks in my top five all time. Shes also very pretty with a good attitude - a perfect combination.

There is a sign that says lapdance prices are negotiable, and every girl I asked did have a slightly different price. Some thought that they should be $30/dance no matter how many you got, but Michelle did 4 dances for $100 total. Hers what the lowest price I was quoted out of about 8 girls I asked. Any time I girl quoted more than Michelle I was thinking "No way you'll be better than Michelle!"