So I'm just going to say...

So I'm just going to say it: this place does not have the most attractive women in the world working there. Some of them, frankly, are astonishingly out of shape. HOWEVER, they all seem to know how to work the crowd and keep people happy, which is the most important thing.

They have three stages of personal dances:

1) the "dollar dance" - they all walk around topless and solicit these constantly: you give them a dollar and they give you about 8 seconds of lap dance