Plenty of reviews here on the...

Plenty of reviews here on the value of $5 laps. However, if like me, you are trying to decide on visiting, here's my take from a Thursday afternoon.

Probably 10 dancers. They ranged from a bad 3/4, to a best 6/7, most a 4/5. I think it is fair to assume that you aren't going to find much better than that - $5 lap dances are a lot of work and the clientele expects a lot for their 5 dollars. Beyond the overall rating of the girls though - their bodies tended to be better than their faces. There was a decent percentage of smaller and tighter bodies, so you may rate it slightly higher. However, if you go out to the smoking patio in the daylight, you'll know why these girls aren't working at Christies.

The bar slide lap dances are good contact. More than anything I think it depends on how comfortable you are groping while others watch. It's just kind of hard not to notice when the guy next to you at the bar has his hand in a girl's g-string and his chair is bouncing around. I don't think anyone was intentionally staring - it's just all out there in the open. The place is pretty well lit as strip clubs go.