I'm new to clubs that offer...

I'm new to clubs that offer lap dances, having only been to VA and DC clubs in the past. I decided to try Showcaser just because it's close to DC and has all-nude lap dances. It was everything I expected. The club is small, but the girls are friendly and will sit with you and talk you up as soon as you get in, so you really don't need to spend a lot of time evaluating the ambience of the club. The club was fine, it was clean enough but not as nice as place like Camelot or Good guys in the district.

The private all-nude lap dance was great. Expect to pay about $100 or so (plan on two songs) and wait for the girl you want to come to you (i find it hard to turn down a girl, but if you're paying, you should be picky), and then it's like being in high school again.