Well Bogart's is what it is,...

Well Bogart's is what it is, you will get away with anything - they allow smoking in the open here, and it's probably the least of their worries if they ever get busted.

It's in a weird location, several miles off of the main expressways on Michigan Avenue. Don't speed on MI, there are cops everywhere. Also, it's at the entrance to a residential subdivision, so sometimes you see parents pushing babies in strollers or kids playing, which is weird bc anyone who goes there, goes for one thing . . .

The bottom line is, literally every stripper in here is a whore, and some of the waitresses & shot girls too. Most of the girls don't even beat around the bush, they'll come up & give you the "H8 Handshake" (H8 is Henry the VIII's, the company that owns this club & two more that are the exact same). An HR Handshake is them coming to your table, sitting next to you, and grabbing your junk.