Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133

I have mixed feelings about this...

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heatofthenight
May 8, 2005, 7:25 AM
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I have mixed feelings about this club. Inside, it's very nice with a lot of good looking women. The $20 floor dances have pretty good contact from the women, but they guys have to keep their hands at their side and the dancers stay covered up. More private dances are available upstairs for $100 (3 dances), $300 (half hour), $600 (hour) or $800 (see-through curtained area with champaigne for one hour).

I went Thursday night and had a $20 dance from a good looking Korean dancer. She offered to take me upstairs for a tour, so we went up to look around. The tuxedoed bouncer gave us the tour and low down on how things worked. Now I know this next part is my own fault for not asking more directly, but I opted for a $100 / 3 dance deal. My dancer had told me I could use my hands, and I could, but what she didn't tell me and I didn't ask, was that the dancers still weren't topless. For that, she said you had to go for the $300 dance. To me, that's just nuts. There were no other dancers in the $100 area when we were there, so I couldn't prove her wrong and I know I should have asked before I started, but I just never thought that it wouldn't be topless. I mean, maybe since I didn't asked, she'd hit me up for more money, but to just say no doesn't make any sense.

So, if you go, be prepared to spend a bunch of cash. Showgirls may be the classiest place in town (as everyone there told me), but I go to clubs for naked women. If I wanted class, I go to the symphony. Next time I'm in town, I'm trying Centerfolds across the street.

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