Got there around noon on a...

Got there around noon on a Thursday. The place is a dive, barely kept up, with dim lighting. The bathrooms are even darker and in a state that would only stand in a place where people were not at all interested in the quality of the bathroom. I think the door guy is also the DJ. They have one stage with a pole, and a loud enough sound system playing the typical strip club stuff. For $15 you get entrance and a soft drink, I asked for a diet coke. I got the usual "have you been here before" on the way in, I said yeah lots of times, and I went to my seat. There was one other guy leaving and 3 total girls. This is not a ritzy place by any means, it's a total old school Seattle dive strip club, the kind I love!

While I was there, two girls did dances. One girl was super not my type, 6'2" super skinny, no ass, 1/2 Asian with large obvious fakies. There's somebody out there for this stripper, but it's sure not me. The other was 5'5", Caucasian, soft curvy ass, small natural B's, and pretty. Mmmmm. She told me there was a third, but I never saw her. Fakies came by, set down the two hobbits she was carrying around on her shoulders, leaned over and said "what's your name", followed quickly by "do you want a dance". I told her "no thank you". She stood back up and went off to meet with the other Ents about storming the castle and whatever.

Then out of the blue smallB's pops by and says hello. We chatted for a few minutes, and then agreed to do a dance. I'm not giving you guys any wank material here, but I will say that she gave the kind of dance an experienced punter may have come to expect at noon on a weekday. The fact that I brought my own cover seemed to make her job easier, which was completed with energy, passion, and a lot of sweetness.