If you plan on going to...

If you plan on going to pink monkey make sure to stop at binny's first. Showed up because I knew there was a bar next door that sold bottles relatively cheap. Key word, "was." The bar next door charged $80 for a 15.99 bottle of Smirnoff. I understand mark up, but shit they gave us the bottle, not served the shit. By the way don't go next door to hang out and drink. Seen cockroach infested joints in Mexico that were cleaner. Anyway with a friend. I bought the bottle, he was going to owe me a dance. Entrance was $30 a piece. Couldn't believe it. It was a fucking Thursday. Anyway we get in and are square after he pays. I saw no girl I woulds spend $1 on much less the ridiculous costs they are charging. I rated the girls as a 5. Meaning the hottest chick was a 5. There were a couple of 3s floating around. My friend bought a message from the 200 pound manly lesbian. We kept buying $10.00 orange juices hoping some hotter women would show up. We wanted to get drunk and look at titles. Well I never saw a titty I didn't want to see, but I cam close at this place. I saw more cellulitis than I saw dollar bills in garders. I recommend going elsewhere. Not worth time. I spent $30 on entrance on about $40 on orange juice, and never got wood.

Now after reading this you might say I'm a nurser who tries to spend as little as possible. Not true. I just appreciate my money buying something worth the work I put in to earn it. Last step club I went to was in Cleveland. Spent $400. Ad before that was a dive in N.C. Where I spent about $200 after a $5 cover.