I arrived at Babes East on...

I arrived at Babes East on a Tuesday, February 12th. Tuesday is 2 for 1 lap dances. I'm cheap. I won't go if it costs 20 bucks. I don't do names so I honestly don't know who the dancer I got was. But she had a nice rack. The nicest one in there. I sat down with the intention of getting a dance from the first person who asked me. I was just lucky enough to get her. I made the mistake of wearing my wedding ring into the club. This isn't because I was trying to cheat on my wife, it is because the dancers seem to hold back if you are married. After 6 dances I paid and thanked her. She said I had a lucky wife since I did not ask for head. I told her I agreed, my wife is pretty lucky. As I was in my car driving home it dawned on me. I should have asked for head.