I've been in B'ham for a...

I've been in B'ham for a few months now and decided that I needed to visit one of our hamlet's only gents clubs. I've been around the block more than a few times, I think I know my stuff. Here's the skinny:

Parking: Valet available, safe, lots of discrete parking in the back for you Southern Baptists - maybe too much, you might see other church members there.

Bathrooms: OK, being a "gentleman's club", they have the annoying guy that you have to give a dollar to or try extremely hard to ignore. No condom dispenser. I always love the condom dispenser in the strip club bathroom - gives the innuendo that something filthy is going on, and I love filth...