Ahh Penthouse...the "best" strip club on...

Ahh Penthouse...the "best" strip club on the Eastside of Saint Louis. Penthouse feels like a typical strip club. It dark but not too dark as it is lit up by UV light and a few stage lights. The music is loud and is generally contemporary. The girls are pretty, in good shape, many have fake breasts but not all. They have private booths, suites, and even a "champagne room" for folks that can afford a membership. The drinks are overpriced and some of the girls are snooty. It almost feels like you're in a dance club but some of the more attractive girls are on a stage dancing without their top. I would say that if I was to take a girl to a strip club for her first time in a strip club; I would take her to Penthouse. Penthouse is cooler and sexier than the other strip clubs in St. Louis. Hollywood may be nicer in some way but it is trashier in others.

The TLC girls give massages for $10 a song. The private dances are $40 a song (but you have to pay $5 to get back to the private area). I have not gotten a suite in Penthouse, but I believe an hour suite is $450 for an hour. The girls at Penthouse are good looking and are in better shape that most of the girls at the other clubs. Obviously there are exceptions to this but I had a friend audition to be a stripper and she was told she could work at PTs but not at Penthouse. While I say that all the girls are good looking, I say that knowing that not all the girls fit what every guys likes.

In any case, if I was from out of town, Penthouse is where I would go because I know I am going to get the strip club experience. While I prefer PTs over Penthouse, you know what you're gonna get at Penthouse. Some guys would say Hollywood is the same way, but I disagree. While Hollywood has better deals on the private dances, I would prefer the girls of Penthouse. Penthouse is closer to downtown St. Louis whereas Hollywood is another 10-15 minutes down the highway. (It is also a wrong turn away from the most dangerous part of town.) Maybe I am more superficial in my assessment but Penthouse seems more similar to a strip club in Vegas. (even if the girls are not.)