I am pretty accepting of what...

I am pretty accepting of what I encounter at the various clubs I visit and I can usually come up with some positives to say, especially if the trip achieves the result I am looking for. However, in this case I find it impossible to come up with anything good to say. I have been here a few times before and the club looks better than it has in the past. Seems like they have made some improvements and put a few bucks into the place so I had high hopes. Paid the cover and got an NA beer, I forget the exact amount but both were reasonable. Took a seat at the stage with a stack of small bills and it went downhill form there.

This club is a juice bar / nude club but the first dancer on stage did not take off her clothes. No nudity. Terrible dancing. She was quite old. Cellulite thighs. Worst dance moves I ever saw and totally disinterested. Sometimes lesser looking girls can make up for things with their effort and actions but this was not the case here. Next dancer was only marginal better. Actually stripped but little contact and no effort on her part. Next thing I know, the first grandma is back on stage and does another three songs with no stripping, just really, really bad dancing.

I was there for 45-60 minutes. I had heard good things about the VIP here so I was looking for some of that. Not one girl even mentioned lap dances or VIP. The most annoying thing was this pre-recorded promo they kept playing about some b.s. lap dance special.