The pickings were slim friends, but...

The pickings were slim friends, but there were some to be had in the least. This Crazy Horse seems out of place as it sites on the fray of what Downtown CLE can be called. Rest assured, you'll have no trouble finding it and getting a good parking spot.

The club follows what seems to be a standard in the SC scene for the city. It's a small service floor with a bar immediately to your right upon entrance, the stage to the left, with small seating in the middle. Not much space to wiggle and relax. That's okay I guess. I went on a late afternoon where I was surprised by the amount of patrons, maybe eight to ten, with maybe 5 or 7 dancers.

Dancer quality was okay, a few 6s and maybe a 7 from a distance but that was it. I got a nice dance from a short mixed ethnicity dancer that was very cordial and made me feel at ease. But not as ease enough to push the envelope. I took that and just sat for a bit and contemplated my stay there. The mixed clientele makes it feel safe. I can only imagine how crowded it may be on a busy night, but I'm sure the talent can only go up?