Out on a Thursday night and...

Out on a Thursday night and both of my regular haunts were packed out and therefore no fun at all, decided to roll the dice and hit XXXtasy Ranch. Outside still looks in disrepair and only a couple decent cars in the lot, the rest looked like they might need a tow to get home. Doorman gives me shit about my clothes, I turn to leave and he says "Wait,c'mon back". Collects a cover charge and tells me one of the dancers to check out. Several black girls and a few latinas, not very promising. Then out comes this MILF with a body that just bounced when she walked, she saw me eyeing her and came over and sat down. Another tall cute girl comes out of the dressing room and sits for a second before going on stage. After flirting for a while the MILF gets up to go on stage and tells me I had better be here when she gets back, I said sure. She was gone for four songs and I was about to call it quits when she comes up from dancing downstairs. When she cooled off she dragged me to a dark corner started grinding in my lap telling me she was going to make me a happy man. We did two good dances and the freakin manager/bartender comes over and tells me to watch my hands, after he left we moved to a better chair and he didn't bother us again. Overall not bad, half the dancers did not appeal to me, a few nice ones and I may be back to see the MILF again. Would have been better with a wingman.