Early night shift. Paid up for...

Early night shift. Paid up for VIP access. Waitress took me up there, I order a drink. 4 songs go by before the dancer shows up. She brings a friend who sits next to me and checks her phone while my dancer sucks me off, NQNS. About 4 songs, agreed upon tip. Waitress brings drink during dances. Dancer runs off to clean up. I drink my drink, and I'm alone, so I go back downstairs. The waitress, and both dancers are standing at the bar. Dancer's friend says I owe them ~$1000. The waitress says I was in the VIP for 2 hours, and got dances from both the whole time, including stage skips. I am more than a little surprised, so the dancer's friend gets the manager, who tells me it all adds up. He "says" he saw my receipt with time in and time out, but he won't show it to me. Dancer's friend starts screaming about the cops and that I took my dick out. In my haste to get the fuck out of there, I pay for both hours of VIP to the manager, the one drink to the waitress (no tip), $$ to my dancer, and $ to the dancer's friend. I leave. On the way out, the dancer came to me and said she was sorry and slipped me her phone number and said she would explain later. I don't think I was in the club more than about 90 minutes total. Damage, about $$$$.

I think the lesson is, if the managers and waitresses are in on the scam, you can't win.