This is actually the story of...

This is actually the story of two visits - Saturday and Monday nights. After my previous high-mileage low-cost visit (see earlier review) I was anxious to get back to this place. Paid the three bucks for "valet" parking, the $25 entry fee and $25 for the VIP (this is Saturday). Place was about two thirds full, dancers on all three stages and several wandering around and in the VIP area. Quality not quite what it was last time, girls ran from 5-8 most on the heavy side. Turned down several dance offers before a particularly pretty brunette approached me (the VIP wristband seems to be a dancer magnet). Off to the VIP area where she told me half an hour was $250 (!) an hour was $400 (!!) or I could just pay $30/song. I opted for the $30. Then she said "kitty's off limits - also the boobs, but that might change after a few songs." This was not the mileage I had come to expect. Paid $60 for two songs and left. Also noted that although she had a very pretty face, her body was on the fleshy side with a little cottage cheese in the butt.

Went back Monday night for the $5 lap dances. Same entry fee, same VIP fee. Place was about 1/3 full with only one stage in use. Was approached by a tall blonde in over sized glasses - kind of a naughty schoolteacher look - we chatted a while and she asked if I wanted a dance. VIP dances were $20 and I asked what the difference was between them and the $5 dances. "Privacy" she said. "Any extras?" I asked. "Oh, no." - went for the $5 out in the open. Got pretty much an air dance. She had a great body but seemed either self-conscious or just bored. Dance lacked any passion at all. Paid $10 for one song - couldn't see only paying $5 - and returned to my seat, making sure the VIP band was showing. Pretty soon a very pretty AA chick sat down and started chatting. After a few minutes she asked me what was the most mileage I ever got in the VIP. Told her I got a BJ once. "Oh they're the best" she said. Invited her back to VIP. During song number 2 she asked how much money I was going to give her for the BJ. I said "you mean that's extra?" - "of course". I explained that the last one I got there didn't involve any more than the $20/song but by then I'd lost my desire anyway. Paid her for the two songs plus a $5 tip. She said "If you decide you want a BJ, let me know - I give the best."

To sum up, YMMV in spades. If you go, get the VIP for sure and discuss extras before starting a dance.