Well, every now and and then...

Well, every now and and then I visit BDD, to see what fun can be had. I always go during the day, and always near the end of the month Money seems to go farther that way. I'm a couple of beers in, sitting off to the right, near the booths, back away from the stages so I can see who's who. Now, I've been in the game long enough to know that the fantasy of a 10 giving you extras in a club because she likes your shirt/cologne/smile is just that, a fantasy. Cash is king, and when rent comes due, Benjamin Franklin can be a king all by himself.

Anyway, while sipping my beer I felt a hand on my shoulder and a thin blonde sat down beside me. If the first words out of a dancer's mouth are "wanna dance" the answer is ALWAYS no. This gal passed the first test. She sat down and visited about the weather, beer, food, lunch, how often I come to the club, and other small talk for a good 5 minutes before even grabbing my crotch. A few minutes and a little negotiation later, we had disappeared behind the main stage. She was a master fort builder, and even though it was crowded for a weekday, we seemed to be in our own world. She took 3 songs to relieve me of a Benjamin and some bodily fluids, while letting my hands roam all over, and my fingers did get a little wet too.

All in all, if you play your cards right, and go at the right time of the month, you can have a lot of fun for just a little money at BDD.