First of all, Minneapolis really sucks...

First of all, Minneapolis really sucks when it comes to strip clubs. There's a lot of them, but very boring. Entered on a Tuesday night after visiting a couple other clubs. Maybe 8 customers and about 7 dancers. First dancer approached me and was a little chunky so I took a pass. Next came Milan, a big booty black girl with a sweet personality. Sounded like she was from the Caribbean but she said she was from Seattle. We had a nice time in the couch dance area. She even played with the little man in between the DJ's visits to inspect the couch dance area. I sat and watched the stage show until Tara came up. Very nice body and fake boobs on this one. Her dance was very boring for the 2 for 1. No personality just kind of a piece of meat humping away in the same position. Then Tiffany came up and offered 5 songs for 100 including her "special." I asked what her special was and she told me in code words. When we got back to the bed dance area she said it was 130, and I said wait you said 100 and eventually she agreed to the 100. She started very rough, grinding on me and telling me to squeeze her ass harder and harder. I reminded her about the "special" and she asked if I brought condoms because she didn't bring any........so no "special" and she asked if I was angry. I had no comment and asked another dancer about her and got the scoop. Will stay away from Tiffany but did have fun with Milan.