PaperMoon Springfield
6315 Amherst Ave Springfield, VA 22150

It's me again (I made an...

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will1988
Mar 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

It's me again (I made an earlier post about a week or two ago for this place). I went to Paper Moon again this past Tuesday at around 5ish. There were a few good looking girls, but unfortunately all of them were gravitating towards the elderly men sitting at the tables. The dancers on stage were for back of a better word, lackluster. After about 10 minutes this tall, thin as a rail, 30ish year old blonde with short hair comes up to me and starts talking to me. I decide to get a dance from her, she is attractive, but a little older, and I was not feeling like waiting. I got the $150 for 10 minutes. She gave a great and seductive dance, moaned in my ear, breathed on my neck, got her lips within half an inch of mine, and girted really well on my.... any way after that is over I decided to stay a little bit longer and maybe get another dance. I go out for a smoke and come back in. About 10 girls had appeared out of nowhere within the 3 to 5 minutes it took me to smoke (no smoking inside), they were all split into groups of 5 and trying to pose seductively on the two stages. Some looked cute, others not so much. I'm guessing since this was around 5:30 that this was shift change and these were new girls. There was this tall then goth girl I wanted a dance from, but this other girl came to me first. This girl was short, reddish blonde hair (clearly dyed and faded), looked to be between 18 and 21, was average build, but had a really nice booty. She was not the greatest looking girl in the world, but she actually sat with me and talked for a few minutes. She said she was new to the area, and that was one of her first days etc... So I decide we should get a dance. I only do the $100 for 2 songs. This girl takes off her corset and is a little on the chubby side, her breasts though were at most an A... which was surprising given her other proportions. This girl then proceeds to grind on me. First I might add that when she started grinding I could smell her sweat and BO. There was no hint of body wash, perfume, deodorant or anything. To top it off she smelled mildly of pot, and you could tell she had not shaved in at least a day or so (her legs, arms, and chest were prickly). As if it could not get any worse, she did not know how to keep a natural rhythm, or do anything sensually. She tried lying down on me and being sensual, but her body was yanking at my collar and practically choking me. She then proceeded to bounce up and down on my lap like we were having rough sex... However, it was not sexy, and turned me off completely, and her rhythm again was horrible. I wanted to quit the lap dance after the first minute. I was polite and nice to this girl though, and gave her like a $10 tip. But secretly I wanted to go up to the bouncer or the woman behind the pay table and ask for at least a $50 refund. However, I did not, and I decided I just gave over $100 to feel disgusted and to fell unfulfilled. The first dance was worth it, the second one was the worst dance I've ever received at paper moon or otherwise (and I've been going to paper once or twice a month for a few years and always get dances). So a warning to you guys, if a girl wearing a corset comes up to you (and is not one of the waitresses) and is short and hour glassed shaped, do not, I repeat, do not waste your money. I feel sorry for the girl, but I should not have to feel that way when getting a lap dance.

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