Elysium Gentlemen's Club
9734 Winchester Ave Bunker Hill, WV 25413

$15 cover doesn't seem unreasonable since...

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cheesburgr
Mar 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

$15 cover doesn't seem unreasonable since is BYOB and they are open on weekends until 5:30 or 6:00. Place was packed, very hard to find a seat, loud music, small stage. Privates are $75 for 15 min, $150 for 30 (so buying in bulk won't save you money). There didn't seem to be many dancers, but I think were more than 10 (not a lot for how many customers were there). A few girls were 7's but most were either flat & skinny or relatively fat. At least one was pretty old.

After a not-so-fun trip to the stage, some nice folks who liked my beard invited me to sit with them. I enjoyed sitting with them for a bit, then a nice gal working there sat down. She made decent conversation about her wine and the rum she would sell shots of, but it wasn't long until she asked if I'd like a private dance. She sold me by saying that it was allowed for me to touch her ass and titties (her words). For the sake of being thorough here, I went for 30 minutes.

I feel I should say, strippers should NOT BE ALLOWED to wear clothing that makes their busts look bigger. She half-sat-half-laid me down on a bed-like thing so that my head was against the wall. The wall opposite me had a hole about the size of a fist punched into it. After 30 minutes of a decent lap dance (though bottoms stayed on and she had not tits to speak of) a bouncer called in to tell her the time was up. She asked if it was a good dance, then asked if it was worth a tip. I felt cornered, but I thankfully had only 2 singles with me.

I'd say this club is worth going to if you plan to spend a long time and want to get drunk at your own price. Seems to me you'll have to compete a bit to get attention from a dancer you like. I know I won't be back, but I don't want to say the place is no good. I think it may just not be my kind of club.

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