I just realized I've never reviewed...

I just realized I've never reviewed this place even though I've been here at least 10 times. I try to go every time I find myself in Vegas, and I think it stands as my absolute favorite strip club in all of the United States. I don't understand any hating people my bring down on this place.

Visited on a recent Thursday evening when I had a couple of hours to kill before a redeye flight back east. Used the web coupon to get in for $5 including bottomless soda. Arrived around 8 and there were maybe 10-15 customers in the club. Took a seat at the rail with a wad of singles I got from the cashier at the Bellagio. I had just come from a rub and tug so wasn't in the mood for any private dances - I was just there for the viewing pleasure.

And this is why I love this club. Over the course of about 90 minutes, I probably saw 10-12 dancers do a stage show. They were uniformly young - none over 25, and plenty who were not out of their teens. All were at least somewhat attractive facially - no worse than a 6 and several 8s and 9s. Most were in good shape, although there were probably 3 dancers who had a little too much weight on them. Many of them had tattoos, piercings and other signs that they were a few bad decisions along on a road of a lifetime of bad decisions to come. And every single one of these girls put on a solid stage show - first song clothed, second song nude, wiggled around on the stage, and laid spread-eagled in front of me showing me her goods for the price of a couple of singles. Some rubbed their tits in my face. Some threw their legs around my shoulders to give me a really good look. Happy happy joy joy.