On our 2nd stop of the...

On our 2nd stop of the night in CLE on biz we went around the block to here with high hopes because of the last club, thinking to ourselves its cant be worse. We arrived and was greeted by security and what looked to be the manager. They heard us talking about the last club and from that point started bad mouthing the girls, the club, and so on, for a minute i thought i was back in highschool except the women were 2 50yr old men. We pulled out a 10$ to pay cover thinking last place 8 and was much bigger, nope 10 and expected a tip. After we went thru the doors we noticed quickly that it was a small stage,chairs around it and around that were small rooms to pay 125$ for 15min. We bought our first round which didnt take long but 5 beers ended up costing 30$ for budlight yes i know those are not beers but they didnt have much of a selection.

Now onto the fun part the dancers, there was a guy who looked slightly slow and looked as if he got his income tax check and put it all in 1's. He was throwing dollars like he was a baller, at that point every girl in the club became his gf, they stopped walking around, danced mainly on his part of the stage because he would throw 50$ in 1's every girl who would dance for him. There were guys laying 5$s on the stage and the dancers had no idea because of the guy. Now the most interesting part of the night was he bought a bottle of champagne. They came with 4 glasses, the stripper poured the 4 glasses then drank almost the rest of thebottle from the bottle, then poured it on herself this was prob a 300$ bottle where he got maybe 1 glass from it because the stripper drank and poured it on herself on the stage, so then they had to clean the stage which shut the show down for a bit.

Come on CLE you guys can do better then this