Let's get the negatives out of...

Let's get the negatives out of the way first. The room is small and badly lit. The music is too loud. The disc jockey is louder and nearly unintelligible. The stage is tiny and there's a waterless moat around it putting some distance between a dancer on stage and a customer sitting ringside. Sometimes, the dancer steps down from the riser and comes over to the customers.

Here's what happens. You sit down. The waitress comes by to take your drink order. As you sit there and drink it, one dancer after another comes by to try and sell you a lap dance and to promise everything. Immediately, the waitress is there to ask if you'd like to buy the lady a drink. You say no to her. Then you probably decline the dancer's offer so you can check out the other possibilities. Eventually, you see enough of the girls that you make your selection and she takes you into the back for a hot time.

My selection was easy because there was only one lady there I liked. Some had too many tattoos and some looked like they'd been there a long time. But one is all it takes. I spent $200 for the works. You can haggle and you should.