I didn't even realize Irvings existed....

I didn't even realize Irvings existed. I live in Largo, and drive down Central Ave pretty frequently. One of my boys told me about Irvings. It's only open from Thurs - Sundays from 10pm to 6 am. I decided to check it out on a random saturday night dummy mission. Just for the record, this was no dummy mission. Got to the club around midnight, I believe it was an old garage they turned into a strip club. Paid the $20 entrance fee. No mandatory coat check, but I did get the standard pat down. The owner has stacks of one's and you can hit him up whenever you need some more. A lot reviewers talked about the renovations, if this place has been renovated it was a dump before. Pretty simple lay out. Stage in the front, with two poles. They have one big screen mounted on the wall thats tuned in to espn. There are also, tables with two chairs at each table. They do have a V.I.P section which is on a raised platform at the back of the club with white coaches. I believe it cost $75 but is really not neccessary. Sat down at the back and waited to see what the girls where looking like. The lighting is good in there. Meaning good enough to see the girls but if you get in the right seat on the floor, good enough for people not see what you're doing if you know what I mean. There were two girls on stage and the rest were walking around asking if you wanted a dance. Most of them were six's. Not the best looking girls, but if you come here for lookers you're at the wrong spot. Most of them were very thick. A few of them had some breast. I sat and observed to see how the girls worked to room. I'm not just here to give money away, they had to earn it. A few came by and asked if I wanted a dance but I hadn't seen enough of their work, so I turned them down. This one girl did catch my eye though. She was sitting on this guys lap next to me and she was working him good. Once she got off him I asked for a dance from here. With this girl anything went. None of the girls are ever completely nude, but get the right girl and you can do whatever, trust me. After a couple dances I asked her about a private dance. She said it was $40 to get in the room, and additional $20 for her.It's not really private in there. There are six chairs in there but not walls to separate you from another customer. After we talked some more, i realized it wasnt neccessary. If you want an easy no stressful environment hit this spot up. Don't have the best looking chicks but they are thick, and get the right one, you may just leave broke.