The outside of Emerald Club looked...

The outside of Emerald Club looked nicer than MTM's and I had been highly pleased with my earlier lap dances at MTM's, so the expectation was Emerald Club should be better - what a disappointment! Paid the $10 cover (twice the cover charge of MTM's), go inside, and every girl in the place was fugly except one who was okay. Sat down, learned that they are BYOB only, got chatted up by a sweet dancer who was fugly, but nice, watched a fat chick dance and a medium build chick dance. Most dancers were white and half the patrons were white. What confused me was the number of single, but fugly, young women who were there just hanging out. It was like a trailer park explosion of white trash in the place. I determined that the girls (dancers and patrons) should pay me for talking to them and got the hell out of that dump within 15 minutes.