I've read the reviews of this...

I've read the reviews of this place and just had to see it for myself. It did not disappoint. If you are looking for a club that offers extras, just stop looking now, because you found it.

The club itself is kind of a hole in the wall place. Not much atmosphere. Yes, the smoke is awful, and after about 10-15 brief minutes in the club, I left smelling like a lifelong smoker (and I don't smoke). Hair, clothes, even my socks smelled. So be prepared to come up with a solution for that if you have a significant other in your life. There are a few flatscreen TVs hanging on the walls showing sports and the bar area is larger than some small-ish clubs have. The stage area is very far from the bar; even though I was wearing my glasses, I could barely see what was going on with the dancer on stage, and she herself seemed to be disinterested and only going through the motions.

The dancers I saw were OK looking, average about 4/10. I bought a beer and the bartender (there were two, both female, one with about 75 extra pounds and another with 40 extra pounds) gave me the change for a $20 mostly in singles. Before the dollar parade even had a chance to start, a dancer came up to me and said, with an Eastern European accent, that she was Brazilian, so sorry about the accent, but would I like a lap dance. She also told me that it was her first day.