Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
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4522 Kenny Rd Columbus, OH 43220

Overall, one of the better clubs...

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K_oh
Feb 21, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Overall, one of the better clubs in Columbus. Although that's not a tremendous honor - Ohio is NOT a bastion of no holds barred adult fun. We went for a going away party for a coworker who was moving on to a new organization. Our party of about a dozen guys arrived about 2pm. There were about 10 other guys there, and so when we came in and doubled the customer base, they were glad to see us. The staff and manager talked us up and told us of the 2 for 1 dance specials and inexpensive yet solid quality food. We all drank beer, so I can't comment about any bar service, but the beers were cold and delivered promptly.

Of course, no one goes to a strip club to get a beer; it's the girls. At least that was our purpose: hang out with our departing buddy and check out some nearly naked chicks. As expected, the girls had on clingy thongs and fleshtone pasties so they looked almost nude even if all the good bits were technically covered. Like most strip clubs I've been in, there's a variety of looks here. All of the girls were passable, say a 5 or better. Some a little chunky or thin for my taste, but none looked bad or unappealing. They all seemed clean, reasonably intelligent/coherent, and happy or satisfied with being there. Generally they were all pleasant to be around. I did find one blond particularly to my liking. She commented that I was like a shopper at a puppy store checking them all out. She was right and she was the pup I wanted to bark at. So we did the private dance for several songs and she didn't disappoint. Great moves - very sensual and close with those nice gonna kiss you hesitations face to face followed by boobs on your face. Technically you and they can't even touch any more in Ohio, but I think that's a casually enforced rule as long as things don't get too crazy.

I'd say most of the guys, me included, will go back. We're just awaiting the appropriate rationalization!

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