I have some sad, sad news...

I have some sad, sad news my tuscl friends.

Unfortunately, Monty's has now closed its doors permanently. It was an alright club in its day, but the hotel that it resides in was sold, and the new owners plans do not include a strip club. I shed a single tear.

If your visiting a strip club on the island, you will likely miss the strip clubs where your from. The strip clubs here are basically a very average girl (although sometimes there's a 7, I once saw an 8), doing some good dancing, maybe a little pole work, but generally just going through the motions. There is no lap dances, there's just one girl on stage, trying to look like she's not doing this for the drug money (hint: she is).

Only strip club left in town is the Red Lion. Go have some fun there.