What's up ya'll? I ment to...

What's up ya'll? I ment to write this review a couple weeks ago, but got lazy. I was confused of which strip club to go to between Paradise or Here, but made my decsion by not wanting to travel that far, so I came here. Since it was A Friday and the last Friday of the year, the club was pack! I only came here to hopefully get A dance with Kaylee and what do you know, as soon as I came in she was on stage! And her titties ain't the only thing big on her, she also has a phat ass! Now this would be the perfect oppertuinty for me to seat right in front of the stage, tip her and ask her for dance, right? Well Unfortunately, I had to take A piss as soon as I got in. When I was coming out of the restroom, I saw Mercedes smiling at me while chatting it up with two people by the pool table, being that I don't like to interrupt people, I went on my way to find A seat, Saw Kaylee thank people and although I wanted to ask her for A dance, got A little nervous and thought she would rather talk to regulars than talk to A newbie. No worries, settled in, got a drink from the fine waitress(I wanted to grab her ass, but got nervous again, maybe next time?) and watch a few girls on stage. Was going to leave around 15 minutes after no girl approach me(I mention it was crowded) until finally Mercedes saw me and she remember me this time(don't know what her problem was last time) and off to the booths we went

Mercedes: This dance was different then the last one. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. She didn't bring her Tig Ol' Bitties out to play this time, and wouldn't let me grab them. If you remember my review on the offical page a couple months ago, I made her an offer and she was more than happy to accpet it and did with a smile and a thank you. This time when I made the same offer, she scoff and laugh at the idea and said "Who Does That"? I wanted to blurt out and say "You DO"! but was caught in the heat of the moment. Instead, she made an offer that I wasn't with, but I thought with my other head and did it. Wasn't bad, she just wasn't into it. Won't say I'll won't get dances from her again, as I like her thick, short fine ass.