Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

This place continues to amaze me....

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gm69
Feb 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

This place continues to amaze me. I thought it was too good to be true a couple of years ago. Then last year it truly was too good to be true, with customer service taking a huge plunge. However, as time inevitably moves on...so did the slow improvement in service. I went here on a slow Tuesday, did not even get the tab opened by the bartender before the first of many scantily clad "hosts" descended on me to say "hi" one way or the other. after being greeted by about a half dozen, I decided on a veteran I was not familiar with this time...her name is Nina I believe. Very conversational, said she had been there for years. (also amazes me the tenure of these girls) Despite the obvious disadvantage of age, I thought now is a good time to see if wisdom and experience offsets some of the hotness of the newer and younger talent so prevalent here.

Well, on this day...with this girl...it didn't. I was just sitting there for the most part while she did her lap thing, and probing thing, but I knew I was going anywhere with all the heavy groaning and breathing she was doing. I mean....I really didn't do much to earn all that, and it was kind of a turnoff. But oh well...two unsuccessful dances later, I managed a few more sips of that same first beer before I accepted an invitation from one of the other regular blonde Brazilians...(sorry forgot her name)...the one with the magic potion, and she so professionally serviced me with a couple more dances...sans the heavy breathing.

Great place...Hard not be a regular....and wonder how the others stay open.

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