It's kind of hard to review...

It's kind of hard to review a club that is basically empty. But I'll review them anyway, mainly because I called ahead and the jerk on the phone said there were "quite a few" dancers working. I showed up, walking through the brightly lit sex shop, and noticed a huge "NO REFUNDS" sign as I crossed the threshold. I should've realized...

Inside, it was crickets. Maybe 2 girls hanging out by the stage, and they were definitely not worth sticking around for. The only other customers seemed like friends of the staff. I felt like a total sucker. Experiences like this remind me why a place like Spearmint Rhino is special - they operate like an upscale establishment, not a sham business trying to get by on undeserved cover charges.

On the plus side, the club was clean and I bet it feels like a nice place to hang out on nights when there are actually dancers working.