I rolled up in this joint...

I rolled up in this joint around 10. There was like 5 dudes in this mug. It took me like 10 minutes to get in this joint just because the bouncer dude was hard to get to the door. It's like these cats wasn't ready for company or some shit.

Anyway, the finest chick in this mug sits down next to me and starts eating honey-roasted peanuts. Then she starts to FEED ME PEANUTS!!!!! You read that shit right. Her stage name was Chyna and she was fine as frog hair! Pretty face, nice tits and an ass like a damn shelf!!! She was nice, funny and friendly. She had me going and I wanted a dance from her bad. So we go to the couches that you pass when you first walk in to the joint. She starts rubbing my joint and then procedes to give me and amazing LD with lots of mutual touching. Two dances hit me for $20. I was kindof pissed at the wack ass DJ because he kept switching songs too damn quick and fucking costing me money. Anyway, I decided to kick it up a little bit and go the next level VIP which cost me another $10 to get in. Ofcourse this is the little booths to your right when you enter to the club. This was headed so right but went wrong. She takes off her over shorts and reveals a sweet thong and starts to dance for me. She is grinding me and showing me that ass and puss then everything goes left. Iam slapping that ass and spreading it and I decide that I will go in for a closer look and I get a whiff of fish. No!! It can't believe this shit!!! I am in full denial because the girl is so damn fine so I go in for another sniff and....more fishy. My shit went down instantly and I ended the dance freakin early. I talked to her for a little while, but I left that joint feeling like I just found out there was no Santa.

Still love the place, and i'll be back this week. Some chicks just need to wash they're shit.