This is a late review of...

This is a late review of a club I visited last year when I headed to Munich, Germany during Oktoberfest. Had a great time drinking and eating at the world’s largest outdoor fair. During that week, I decided to do a little traveling and found my way north to Frankfurt. I decided I wanted to try out a FKK sauna club. Anyone who has ever researched or been to a German FKK sauna club knows that these establishments are wellness clubs that cater to extras. So technically speaking FKK Palace is not really a strip club and more of a brothel, but the same could be said of Hong Kong gentleman’s club in Tijuana Mexico. In addition to the women, the great thing about these clubs is that they have jacuzzis, massage booths, tanning salons, as well as saunas that add to the overall value of the club.

Finding the club is really easy. From the Frankfurt Main Central train station, you need to walk or take a train to the Hauptwache train station which is a short distance away and then buy a ticket on the U-bahn train line (U6 or U7) to the Industriehof train station which is only a 15 minute train ride. Once you arrive at the outdoor train station, cross the street to the left side of the station. On the other side of the street is a long wall like structure that follows alongside the street. You want to walk north down that street until you see an opening on the wall. Go through that wall and two blocks later you should see a sign that says FKK Palace.

The entrance has a buzzer on the right side of the gate and someone will buzz you in. The club cover is really steep at the price of $75 Euro which is about $100 US dollars. You are given a robe or towel(you can request either one), a locker key, and an armband. The key will allow you access to the small locker where you can store your cash and valuables and the men’s locker room where you can store your clothes. The men’s locker room is really spacious and well maintained and overall the facilities are top notch. It even has a bar that serves alcoholic drinks and a kitchen that serves food. The cover price covers the cost of the food but not the alcohol drinks as that is extra. I got the chance to try out the jacuzzi and the sauna room but did not partake in the massage.

Now to the important part which are the girls. There were large varieties of shapes and sizes of gals. Most were from Eastern European like Poland, Romania, Hungary, etc. but there were a few smattering of Asian, African, and South American women. The majority of them seemed to have blonde hair and enhanced racks, so for anyone that are into those looks, this would be the place to hang out. Being my first time in a FKK establishment, most girls sensed this and they swooped in like sharks to try a session with me. Most girls tried to upsell from the traditional session that costs 50 euro for a half hour to a one hour session or with extras on the menu. The quality of the girl’s looks vary from a super fugly 2 to a close to knock out 10, however, the majority of them wound up in the 7-8 range which is what you would expect. I sessioned with only 3 ladies that afternoon and night, but had a really special session with a girl called Elena from Romanian on my last one, so I left on a satisfactory note. All in all, it was a really good experience and I would recommend anyone heading to Germany to try out this club.