I am new to Miami and...

I am new to Miami and LOVE strip clubs so I thought I would start here. FIRST OFF this club does not encourage credit cards. They apparently pre-authorize $200 on your card no matter what you order, so bring cash. There is an ATM there that only charges a reasonable $5 per transaction. The place is kinda small but feels big and is clean (for the most part). There are a TON of hot girls there and the club is completely nude so you get to see ALL they got to offer. The drinks are expensive and because you pay cash, you end up tipping ALOT more. My beers were $7+ tip and the booze $11 +tip. Cover is $5 on off nights and $10 on busier nights (Thursday and the Weekend). They make you valet or pay $3 to self park. Basically you're out $15 before you sit down. I am a cheap strip club guy so I try to get my best "bang" for my buck. OH BTW each dancer walks around and collects tips after each dance WHICH is super annoying.

The girls here are really boring. I don't know if its just the way it is in Miami but the strippers don't have personalities. I am used to hanging out and getting drunk with strippers (and sometimes hooking up) . The girls here dance, collect their tips and go to the back. They don't sit and try to convince you to spend money on them, so I don't. I think the girls here are happy with the $30-40 they make per round when they bug all the guys for tips. When you do get one to talk to you, they aren't shy about what happens in the VIP room ;). . The waitresses are hot and cool also. I usually spend $100-$200 and not sure it is worth it !