Ok, so I was in town...

Ok, so I was in town and decided to go to Onyx. It was a Wednesday night, pulled up at about 7:45 p.m. and parked. The valet told me that I was at the "20 dollar" parking lot and I would have to go across the lot to the "10 dollar" parking lot if I wanted to save alittle. Well, that is exactly what I did, but before I asked the door people how much was it to get in, they told me 10 bucks before 8pm and 20 after. So, I quickly parked. On my way in I was aggressively frisked by lesbian door lady and roughly bag checked. I noticed even the dancers were frisked, which was something I had never seen. I wondered what the hell, goes on inside for the staff to be frisked. Once, we get in I am told that its 8:01 and we will have to pay 20 bucks apiece. I put on the charm and get us in for the 10 the door lady quoted.

As I entered, I see a bar and a pool table. I walk pass this little Asian spinner, who is like 80 lbs with a cute little booty in the corner making racks off this guy. The music is standard rap, hip/hop and hood. I go to the bar with my gf we order to mixed drink $18, very watered down. And, tip the unfriendly but very thick white chick at the bar. We then proceed to some tall table in the back,to observe the circus.

The dancers: Faces:6-7, Bodies: 8-9. Most of them very flexible Something for everyone. Mostly black, one asian, one blk/asian mix. None friendly, no smiles, no "hellos" only if you have green or are getting lots of dances. Many would get naked because not enough dough was flowing, some with apparent attitudes. A guy started throwing thousands of dollars around, they loosened up. Its a spread em kind of club no one can really dance or perform here.