wow, haven't been to scores in...

wow, haven't been to scores in a long time. wifey and I decided to get our groove back and visit this club. typically we hit elgin but that place is going downhill fast (not even sure if it's open any more?) and scores was in our neck of the woods since we were staying in rosemont. best decision i've made in 2013. first of all, we paid our cover fee. Mine was something like $18 dollars since the new stripper tax went into effect on 1/1. Graciously enough, my wife's cover was only $3 which I assume is covering said tax. maybe it was $5. I don't know. I was buzzed going in. sat down, paid the tuxedo guy a few bucks for a nice seat on the side of the main floor. tons of girls. most ignored us since, well, we're rather good looking (no really!) and you know strippers and their insecurities. anyway, along comes some girl that immediately latches onto the wife and proclaims her love of women in the club. not my type - short hair, smaller boobs, but hey, no one else seems to want our money so why not. cue the band, and the two for one special and away we go to the back room. she was not kidding about loving women. nor was she messing around when she told me to start slapping her nicely toned ass. what's this? I was shocked. last time I was in scores I think I was told by the dancer to sit on my hands. my have times changed. luckily the girl was spirited and willing to give a great show. won't get into the weeds but she emptied our wallets and drove our "drive" through the roof. we'll be back with a full wallet and a full libido. good times! BTW, the fee for a couples dance is the same as a single dude. no double charging. SCORE!