I went to Shooters Alley last...

I went to Shooters Alley last November at 3 pm, and it was a fairly busy afternoon crowd. I bought about 2 drinks, had some cool conversations with a waitress, the bartender, and some other patrons. The dancers were gorgeous, and not that pushy about giving dances. My friend disappeared into the VIP for some fun with a couple of girls.

There was a great two drink special with wings which my friend(a dancer from Goosebumps) took advantage of before I arrived. I put ten dollars into a petite dancer's birthday bag. She was wearing bunny ears, and she was adorable, but I wasn't buying any dances.

I then was approached by a gorgeous, voluptuous, brown skinned girls of epic and perfect proportions. She was apparently familiar with one of the other patrons I was chatting it up with. She said hi, and I told her I didn't want to talk to her because I was no longer interested in dancers. I explained that I get paid by dancers, I don't pay them, and the one I was currently dealing with wasn't handling my money right. I then immediately turned away from her. She started to try to get my attention. I told her to get all that stuff outta my face, and she and I could never be together because i think I'm halfway gay(I'm not, just a little game. I turned away from her again.