Finally made it over to Fuego...

Finally made it over to Fuego after work one evening despite having sworn off DC area strip clubs. Club is in an industrial park off of BW parkway. Not a super part of town to be in, but they do have a bunch of security around the club. You have to leave your cell phone in your car. Opens at 8PM. We got there at around 830 and it looked like we were the first customers. Cover was $10. Most of the dancers are Latinas, and they are pretty good looking for the most part. There was one dumpy white dancer that I saw, one hot black chick, and one body double for Aunt Jemima. Got a few $20 lappers from a couple of the senoritas on the couches that line the perimeter of the building. Neither dancer spoke much English, which is kind of strange since I'm used to chatting up the talent. They have a back room, which you have to pay one time $10 fee to get into. Dances in the back are $25, and you're better off just staying in the main area and saving the extra money. Ended up leaving around 11PM, at which point there was a much bigger crowd. As an aside, I'm pretty sure I was the only white customer there, which meant I had to suffer through the torture of watching the black and Hispanic guys blowing their paychecks at an excruciatingly slow pace. The best part is seeing the look of exasperation on the girls' faces waiting for these clowns to let loose of their dollar so they can move on to the next customer. Seriously guys, they're singles not gold bars. Pay the lady already!

All in all it was a fun evening. The girls are good looking for the most part. Most fun I have had in a DC area club in years. The clubs in the District and VA are just awful, and Baltimore is too far for a quick getaway so this place has a low bar to get over, and it does.