The Palm
Closed
5011 San Mateo Blvd NE, Albuquerque, NM 87109, USA*

I decided to test this club...

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lost5689
Jan 23, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I decided to test this club out on a Friday night. The cover charge was $15 (includes one non-alcoholic drink). The layout of the club is nice, however the semi-private areas for nude dances are way too dark. All you will be able to see is a silhouette. The girls were nice and attractive but that's about it for this club. Most of the stage dancers do not get nude on stage. The DJ was annoying and the music was way too loud. I'm sorry but I didn't come here to lose my hearing listening to Linkin Park. Several girls actually went up to the DJ to ask the kid to turn his music down before he actually turned it down a little. It was still loud after that but not enough to make my ears ring.

The cheapest dance prices you can get are $25 nude dances, but the area for these might as well be in the dark. After sitting there for a while and tipping some of the dancers on stage I decided to try out a $25 dance. It turned out to pretty much be a air dance only it was dark so there wasn't even much more than a silhouette to look at. Normally I like getting just a topless dance to test the dancer out and see if the other dances are worth it but you really can't do that here. After that I just got fed up and went down the street to TD's and had a much better experience.

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